octupac:

hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks 

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

sussielito:

Those days when you feel like the ugliest piece of shit on earth.

best-of-funny:

legolast:

jawn-on-fire-in-the-shire:

legolast:

thepsychodiva:

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?

what

no idea

im laughi gng so had r 

X

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence